I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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