your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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