Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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