and she was petting her beer can
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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