is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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