I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
splinters make it hard to masturbate
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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