it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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