I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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