He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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