Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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