After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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