big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
