let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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