oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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