If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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