Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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