I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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