Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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