if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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