So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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