called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
