How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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