Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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