Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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