the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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