Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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