: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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