After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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