he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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