I just cut my nipple shaving
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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