There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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