I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
