But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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