Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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