Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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