Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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