If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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