don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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