nut hugger
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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