if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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