OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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