i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just gargled with NyQuil
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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