I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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