Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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