Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
It's blow job season.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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