xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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