hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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