what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
