Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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