just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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